Some questions asked by Australians devotees and answered by the holy jelly:
1.: Will I be strong enough to do all the things creative and keep changing the way I want to? *** Give up sex and possession.
2.: Jelly, how come youre so old & youre not smelly jelly? *** Mulching from time to time.
3.: What makes the night? *** Is that all you have to ask?
4.: Am I going to be rich + famous one day? *** Your life will be embeded with roses and thorns.
5.: IS THERE A GOD? *** Did you know you are my uncle.
6.: 13.August 1999? *** You may catch my fire.
7.: Will Sahra elope this year? *** Well see in two or three weeks.
8.: Will I ever cease to wash dishes? *** There is a colourfull rainbow and no rubber legs.
9.: Will I be happy? *** Yes, but do it effortless, like the cucumber, hanging from the creeper.
10.: What are the names of your children in sound? *** Grow from 3 to 6 feets.
11.: How high can I run? *** I see liquid.
12.: What will the weather be like tomorrow? *** Dont be a rubber plant.
13.: Can we save this beautyful planet? *** And youll go back killing cockroaches.
14.: Can I love Bob? *** In a bed of flowers it will grow.
15.: Will I overcome my fears? *** Yes, but you havent gone home yet.
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